Petal Paddles

This ruler style paddle is made of your choice of wood with a verdant display of carnation and fern specimens frozen in time beneath its resin coating. For when your sapling needs an effective study aid for their botany lessons ;)

We also offer this with a bougainvillea and fern floral option, and are open to suggestions so long as they are compatible with our pressing method.

$90 + S&H

The Stinging Tickle   This mischievous, discreet flogger can deliver goosebumps and whimpers. Made of flexible silicone “grass” and your choice of handle this toy is easy to carry with you for a quick reminder of organic supremacy or a delightful teasing reward for obedient earth stewardship. She is cute.  $75.00 + S&H

The Stinging Tickle

This mischievous, discreet flogger can deliver goosebumps and whimpers. Made of flexible silicone “grass” and your choice of handle this toy is easy to carry with you for a quick reminder of organic supremacy or a delightful teasing reward for obedient earth stewardship. She is cute.

$75.00 + S&H

Plant Pony Bit   Custom sized horse bit made of smooth, food grade waxed and oiled wood and plastic “leaf” material. No whinniers allowed!  $65.00 + S&H

Plant Pony Bit

Custom sized horse bit made of smooth, food grade waxed and oiled wood and plastic “leaf” material. No whinniers allowed!

$65.00 + S&H

Bougainvillea Brush

Like it’s cousin The Kink Tamer Turf, this paddle brush style impact paddle offers up both a stinging spank and an irritating frictive tease.

Crafted of your choice of wood and ornamented by an actual pressed bougainvillea blossom, the resin coated side of this paddle delivers a hard, authoritative smack with a demure floral wink. The plastic “grass” bristles of the brush counter the impact with scratchy, sadistic sensation play options to tame your tangled little brat.

$200 + S&H  

Custom Paddles   Made-to-order, ask us about size, shape, sensation and color and we will do create a unique paddle to your specifications.   Inquire for pricing

Custom Paddles

Made-to-order, ask us about size, shape, sensation and color and we will do create a unique paddle to your specifications.

Inquire for pricing

Anal Seeds   Body safe resin coated, non porous and non toxic. Can be created with a variety of decorative plant options and in various sizes and styles.  $105-$125 + S&H

Anal Seeds

Body safe resin coated, non porous and non toxic. Can be created with a variety of decorative plant options and in various sizes and styles.

$105-$125 + S&H

The Kink Tamer • Turf   Oh, ok, that makes sense. Many people stumble upon their intro to BDSM play through so called “vanilla” sex. This hair brush come spanking paddle nods to that time tested rite-of-passage into impact play for many people and we wanted to honor that here by marrying our own ecofetish aesthetic with a classic paddle silhouette and sensation. The prickly plastic grass bristles create a unique counterpoint to the stinging whack of the paddle, and can discreetly be placed in the bathroom or boudoir as a sculptural curiosity or conversation starter.  $150.00 + S&H

The Kink Tamer • Turf

Oh, ok, that makes sense. Many people stumble upon their intro to BDSM play through so called “vanilla” sex. This hair brush come spanking paddle nods to that time tested rite-of-passage into impact play for many people and we wanted to honor that here by marrying our own ecofetish aesthetic with a classic paddle silhouette and sensation. The prickly plastic grass bristles create a unique counterpoint to the stinging whack of the paddle, and can discreetly be placed in the bathroom or boudoir as a sculptural curiosity or conversation starter.

$150.00 + S&H

Sacred Sadism Impact Pony

The Impact Pony is a fully functional spanking horse-style piece of sex furniture. Intuitively sculpted from salvaged pine & upholstered with brass tacks, foam and soft, rubbery “leaf”. It’s a supreme joy to be bent over!! 

Currently on view and available through Days LA at the Institute of Contemporary Art Los Angeles

We accept PayPal and Venmo. Each object is custom made to your specifications. We can be contacted via the order button or by emailing sacredsadism@gmail.com