This ruler style paddle is made of your choice of wood with a verdant display of carnation and fern specimens frozen in time beneath its resin coating. For when your sapling needs an effective study aid for their botany lessons ;)
We also offer this with a bougainvillea and fern floral option, and are open to suggestions so long as they are compatible with our pressing method.
$90 + S&H
Like it’s cousin The Kink Tamer Turf, this paddle brush style impact paddle offers up both a stinging spank and an irritating frictive tease.
Crafted of your choice of wood and ornamented by an actual pressed bougainvillea blossom, the resin coated side of this paddle delivers a hard, authoritative smack with a demure floral wink. The plastic “grass” bristles of the brush counter the impact with scratchy, sadistic sensation play options to tame your tangled little brat.
$200 + S&H
Sacred Sadism Impact Pony
The Impact Pony is a fully functional spanking horse-style piece of sex furniture. Intuitively sculpted from salvaged pine & upholstered with brass tacks, foam and soft, rubbery “leaf”. It’s a supreme joy to be bent over!!
$1,275.00 + S&H
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