The Desert Flail

This nasty little plant wants to hear their screams, wants see them cry and wants watch while they beg before it. With four rubber succulent plant bodies attached to a sturdy stem, you will find yourself wielding this weapon like the master gardener you are. The copper handle provides an easy slim grip by which you may control your cowering subjects while the succulent flails provide a cat-o-nine-tails-like swish. You will be sure to get some desert rain after utilizing this punishing plant.

$60.00 + S&H