Garden Spade

This narrow, medium sized succulent anal seed is the perfect fit for a lively romp in the greenhouse. Your little rectal friend boasts a comfortable 3.25″ insertable length, 4.125” girth and 4.25 inches of rubbery, seductive aloe vera tail. The insertable seed is made from Siberian elm wood and sealed with 10+ coats of our non-toxic, non-porous resin finish.

$115.00 + S&H 

THIS IS AN ARCHIVED OBJECT AND NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR SALE