The Bush Thwack
Let us get medieval on that ass! This mace-like, thuddy succulent is for those who prefer a fist to a slap and a punch with their whack. This heavy and demanding plant will either leave you laughing for joy or crumpled like a delicate petal. The solid plastic plant reproduction is an apprentice to pain and would delight in being chosen for your toolshed. The polished copper handle is a slim and smooth point of production and will leave you feeling like the master gardener you are. Be ready for bruises.
$60.00 + S&H