The Bush Thwack • Elm

Let us get medieval on that ass! This mace-like, thuddy succulent is for those who prefer a fist to a slap and a punch with their whack. This heavy and demanding plant will either leave you laughing for joy or crumpled like a delicate petal. The solid plastic plant reproduction is an apprentice to pain and would delight in being chosen for your toolshed. The seductively shaped Siberian elm handle is a satisfying source of control and will leave you feeling like the master gardener you are. Be ready for bruises.

$145.00 + S&H